I can't believe these walnuts not only cured my depression, made me healthier, rediscovered my passion and faith for Jesus Christ our lord and savior, but it also saved my family from an impending financial disaster that was brought on by my walnut addiction, everytime I bring a bag into the bedroom my wife says "I'll be right back" and heads out the door in her bra and panties and 5 hours later she's back with 500 dollars in cash! Only problem now is that whenever my wife comes home she always says she's too tired or had enough interaction for one day, but it's okay, because I have these wonderful Salt and Pepper walnuts to cure whatever ailment that random people tell me it can cure!